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MARCO

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MARCO

THE THIRTEENTH BOSS

1,000,000 HP

A CARDBOARD DRAGON. HANDMADE. TAKING THIS EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY.

Phases

/\ /\ / \__________/ \ | .--. .--. | | ( @ ) ( @ ) | | '--' '--' | | o o | | |\/\/\/\/\/\/\/| | \|/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|/ |\ '--------------' /| | \ __|______________|__ / | | \ | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ | / | | \ | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^| / | | \| ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ |/ | | /| THIS SIDE UP /\ |\ | |___/ | ^ ^ ^ ^ || | \___| |____________________| |__| |__| (____) (____)
PHASE I · starts at 100% HP
__ /\ '. \__________ / \ | .--. ~=.--. | | ( @ ) ( @) | | '--' '--' \= | o o | | |\/\/\/\/ \/\/| | \|/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|/ |\ '--------------' _______ | \ __|______________|__ |PIZZA| | \ | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ || o | | \ | ^ ^ ~ ^ ^ ^ ^||_____| | \| ^ ^ =~= ^ ^ ^ | : | /| THIS SIDE UP /\ | ~= |___/ | ^ ^ ^ ^ || | ~= |______________ ____| |__| \_\__| (____) (____)
PHASE II · starts at 50% HP
~~. .~~ \'.________.-'/ | .--. ~=.--. \ | ( ) ( ) \ | '-@' '@-' | | ; o o : | | |\/\/\ / \/\/| | ' \|/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|/ , |\ ; '--------------' ______ | \ __|______________|__ /PIZZA/ | \ | ^ .--------. ^ | o / | \ | ^ / o o \ ^ |____/ | \| ^ | | ^ | : ; | ;/| T \ '----' / UP | ' |__/ | ^ '--------' || | : ' |___ ~~____~~~ ___| , ; |__| ; , |__| ' , (____) ~~~~~~ (____) ~~
PHASE III · starts at 10% HP
.~~. ( x ) ~ , _____'--'________________ / ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ /| / ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ / | /_____THIS SIDE UP_______/ | | RETURN TO SENDER | / | ~ ; ~ , ~ ; ~ | / |________________________|/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ o _______ ~ /|\ /PIZZA /| , / \ /______/ / ~ mom? i'm |______|/ (____) done now
Defeated

Unique item rewards

CARDBOARD HEAVEN
CARDBOARD HEAVENBoss Unique · Chestplate

These items can drop while fighting this boss.

HERE LIES MARCO. 1,000,000 HP OF CARDBOARD. PLEASE RECYCLE.
Item details