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CLYDE

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CLYDE

THE SEVENTH BOSS

1,000,000 HP

IT IS NOW SAFE TO BE AFRAID OF YOUR COMPUTER.

Phases

.--------------------------. | .----------------------. | | | | | | | .--. .--. | | | | |()| |()| | | | | '--' '--' | | | | \ / | | | | '._[========]_.' | | | '----------------------' | | o CLYDE-486 (=) (=) | '--------------------------' /________________\ .------------------------------. | [============] :::::: [o] | | [==[____]====] :::::: TRB | | [____________] :::::: [.] | '------------------------------' \____/ \____/
PHASE I · starts at 100% HP
.------------------.-----------. | .----------------| (!) ERROR | | | [ CLYDE ] '-----------' | | A FATAL EXCEPTION 0E | | / | AT CLYDE:0028:C0011E | | | | | | | | * PRESS ANY KEY TO | | | | TERMINATE CLYDE. | | | '----------------------' | | o CLYDE-486 (=) , | .-----------.------------------' | X ABORT? |_____________\ '-----------'--------------------. | [============] (\|/) [o] |) | [==[____]====] (-@-) TRB |)) | [____________] (/|\) [.] |) '------------------------------' \____/ WHIRRRRRRRR \____/
PHASE II · starts at 50% HP
.----------- ------------. | . / . | | | . / | | | | |()|\ . | | | | \ | | | | \/\ / | | | | [== | | | | '. ; | | | '------------------- --' | | o CL DE-4 6 | , '--------------------------' /________________\ * * . _____ ____ ________ --. | [|IIII|] [::::] |##|##| {o | | [|IIII|] [::::] \ / |= | | \\ // || __/ \___/ | ~\\~//~~~~||~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ --' S ) ( \__ ~S~ (__) s
PHASE III · starts at 10% HP
.--------------------------. | .----------------------. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | . | | | | | | | '----------------------' | | o CLYDE-486 | '--------------------------' /________________\ .------------------------------. | [ IT IS NOW SAFE TO TURN ] | | [ OFF YOUR COMPUTER. ] | '------------------------------' \____/ ~~ \____/
Defeated

Unique item rewards

CLACKY KEYBOARD
CLACKY KEYBOARDLegendary · Weapon
CLYDE'S LAST FLOPPY
CLYDE'S LAST FLOPPYLegendary · Charm
ROOT OF ALL EVIL
ROOT OF ALL EVILBoss Unique · Helmet

These items can drop while fighting this boss.

HERE LIES CLYDE. 1,000,000 HP. 0 BYTES FREE.